Moustache: A person is a dude if he has a moustache. I am the sign of his manliness.
Beard: Don’t over think, Mr Moustache. A normal person can have a moustache and still won’t be a dude. For being a dude, he needs to have a beard. Trimmed, well-maintained beard. I magnify the aura of the dude multiple times & I can survive without you too.
Moustache: I agree with you surviving without me but if a person, who wants to be a dude and wants to grow a beard, has to have a moustache first. I am mandatory. I am the foundation and the base. You matter because I matter.
Beard: Now I don’t agree with you there. Seriously? You think that. You, of all people. That’s the lousiest thing I have heard from you and remember, we have been partners since the beginning of time. We used to get much time with each other in the beginning during stone age and when then the evolution started.
Moustache *being emotional*: Yes, I agree. Those were the golden days. We used to be important and mattered to the people. Nowadays we’re just there for style. There is no stability too. One day I am there and girls are wanting to smell me & dwell with me and the next day I am gone. Silly people.
Beard *joining the party*: I have to agree with you. These people are just so unstable. Sometimes they shave me all, sometimes they trim me, sometimes make me a goatee or a french cut. They play with me as if I am a toy. Such a nuisance cannot be tolerated anymore.
Moustache: I feel you, man. Let’s make sure that we won’t tolerate such torture from these people and grow uneven and crazily no matter how much they try to make it even or pay bucks to hair specialist to keep us within boundaries. We are the ones who are awesome and it’s us who help guys look awesome.
P.S.: Today’s pick is I want it that way of Backstreet boys(my favorite band) in acoustic version sung by Boyce Avenue ❤
hahaha that’s such a funny post… I loved the GIF your friend has shared. *thumbs up*
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Yes! That was hilarious 😀
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hahaha…this is totally wack man! I’m not a big fan of keeping a beard, and the moustache on me looks weird..so yes, the clean shaven look is for me!
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Same here boss 😀 I can’t even have a stubble 😛 Who cares? We all look awesome 😀
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totally! trust me, girls dig the shaved look..general survey 😀
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I know, man! 😀
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Hahaa.. Great job with the Post 🙂
Keep writing more such jests 🙂
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I don’t really know, I always like a man clean shaved..better to move around ..facial hair or whatever else. Gives a better presentation 🙂 A little chest hair wouldn’t hurt but that’s about it…lol
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Yes, some changes & experiments should be done once in a while 😉 You have good understanding of what should and what should not be there 😛 Glad that you liked it 😀
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lets say, i read a lot and having a lot of guy friends help
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That’s advantage to you 😀
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totally
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Experience speaks I guess 😉
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Nahi 😦 No beard 😉 And I hate moustache 😛
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Haha 😀
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Lol. Interesting conversation. I know I definitely prefer my hubby with his facial hair. His is the goatee.
Btw, thanks for the follow. Nice to meet you.
😀
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Oh! I too flaunt a goatee 😛 Nice, I already respect your hubby then 😀
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Hahahahaha. Good to know.
🙂
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One of the most amusing yet inquisitive posts I’ve ever read 😀 Who could have thought beards and moustaches had tiny little egos of their own? 😛 Very creative and excellently written, Darshith, keep bringing more smiles into readers 🙂
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Thank you Deepika 🙂 Smiles are important and these kind of conversations are the best. Get ready for many more 😀
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You’re welcome, Darshith 🙂
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This was funny 😀 I wonder what the stubble had to say..
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Stubble was confused because it was unable to make heads or tails of why these two were talking and showing egos 😀 And it would had intervened but those two made truce and things were normal again 😉
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I really love this. Even with me being tired, I couldn’t help but laugh. Good job! 🙂
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You laughed? Purpose fulfilled then 😀 Smiles & laughs are important 😉 Thanks, Jack 🙂
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Ha ha ha…this was a lovely read! Loved it!!
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Thank you 🙂 Just tried some new things and glad that it was appreciated by all 😉
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A wonderfully witty and an enjoyable read. 🙂
Here’s hoping you’ll visit my blog too at http://www.thewhimsicalandwanderingsoul.wordpress.com
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Thank you Vidisha 🙂 I really loved your Walk to remember post ❤
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That’s so good to know, you have no idea. 🙂
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Omg I like it!! You rock man!!
Beard is the new style now
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Thanks, Poti 😀 Beard may be a new style but attitude & character wins till the end of eternity 😛
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That’s there!! I’m just saying cause I have a thing for men with beard
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Yo 😀 Jao babaji logo se pyar karo 😛
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Hahhahahaha 😛
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Bingo! The expression & the attitude, classic! 😛
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😀 The post got me feeling sorry for the beard and the moustache! LOL!
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Yes! I am thinking of making many more contrasting conversations 😀 Be ready to feel sorry for all those 😛
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Armed and ready!
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Then I will also have to prepare my arsenal 😛
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Uh oh!
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Love the beard but not a full beard 😉 It’s more stylish and hip! It can stand alone without the moustache 😀 Your comment section is hilarious 😀 😀
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Thank you for liking the comments, Jennifer 😀 and also the post 😉
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The post is great 😀😀😀
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Ha ha.. best post of my day. ❤ This is so fun with lot of emotions. Very good write up 🙂
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Thank you, Aishwariya 😀 And the day has just begun 😉 If you find a better post than this today, do share the link 😛
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Well, my day is about to end! 😀 I live in Warsaw. 😉 So, poor others! You had all credits taken.
I really enjoyed reading it. ❤
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Oh, Poland 😀 Say HI to Robert Lewandowski for me *football nerd* 😀 Thank you again for liking the post 😉
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Ha ha will pass your greetings 😉
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That’d be so awesome 😀
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Hahahh. Awesome. Though they are one, but i side with the beard more. He ain’t a dude. He is a man. 😀
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You a beard girl? 😀 I mean a beard loving girl, satyanash 😛 Haan thik hai man is dude and dude is man 😉
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Love? I lust beard on a spiritual level. Hahahah. Man is mard. Beard is mard. 😛
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Lust? 😀 Ye spiritual level vagera kuch nahi hota, Ms. Tapaswi 😀 San moh maya hai and sab same hai 😀 Everything is mard and mard ko dard hota hai 😉
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Hahahha. I do not agree. Saints have beard. Beard is lustier love. I rest my case. 😀
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Case rested and you’re free to go 😀 Saints k beard ko bich me le ayi tu 😛
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Hahahah. You are the man. 😀
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Dhanyavad 😀 Durga Maa ki Jai ho 😛
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This was a fantastic read. You’re too good man.
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Thank you Saiz 😀 It’s all jest 😛
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Haa…ha …so..moustache or beard? 😛
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Bhai mera to time lagta hai bahut so I trim it 😀 No moustache or beard 😦
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Yes, I could make that in. I saw you on instagram. Everything takes time. 😛
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Yeah, we have all the time in the world 😀 Instagram is ❤
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So much fun and emotion in the little convo.. 😉 So hilarious and why dint the hair in head join the party? 😉 Next time do invite even the eyebrows.. 😉 😛 More arguments, more fun.. 😀
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Yeah I will make sure to think things through and make it a chaotic conversation, which I can’t make heads or tail nor the readers 😀
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Heads nor tails.. 😛 Is that pun? 😛
Ordered chaos is always fun.. Doesn’t matter whether it makes sense or not..
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Yes, that’s true again 😀 I will make things more chaotic again so be ready to feel confused and bang your head 😛
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Awaiting!! 😀 😀 😀
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There are chances of disappointment too 😛
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Doesn’t matter.. 😉 Keep trying.. That’s all that matters..
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Aye aye captain 😀
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Hehehhehe… OMG!! Darshith the best post so far.. The best post I’ve read this whole week!!
😂😂😂
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The week is just half completed 😀 Thanks Noorain 😉 Was struggling since some days to write something innovative 😛 How are you? 😉
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I’m superb after reading this awesome post!! Man, it cracked me up.
Innovative?? You totally nailed it creatively 👍🏻👍🏻 How have you been?
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I am good 😀 Chalo kuch to acha likha 😛 Bas ab weekend ajaye then shayad aur ache innovative ideas ajaye 😛
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Im sure about that!! 👍🏻👍🏻
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Yes 😀 I haven’t checked your pics in Instagram about the mouth watering desserts and other dishes 😉 Whenever I want to feel hungry your profile is all I need to visit 😀
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