Chicken & Paneer

 

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Chicken: Heard of Queen Bee? Yeah, right! That’s me. I am loved by every person alive due to my mouth watering taste.

Paneer: FYI, not every person, ALMOST every person. I hope you know the difference. And look who’s talking of being alive. You value higher after death. Such a shame! Tch-tch!

Chicken: I create a legacy. I die a martyr’s death. I sacrifice my life so that my next generations will get a good life & a tasty death.

Paneer: I am surprised at your point of view. You really deserve to die and be served in forms of pakora, tandoori and what not. Huh, a martyr! The point is you can’t save yourself & others don’t want you to be alive & this “BEING A MARTYR” is just a reason to console yourself.

Chicken: You full-of-fat bitch! You got no rights to talk to me like that. I give immense pleasure & good night’s sleep to people. I am a martyr & a high-priced prostitute, which you can’t afford & you can’t digest my name & fame.

Paneer: About digestion, yes you also create more problems for people who eat you in excess for the so-called GREAT TASTE. Just like you, I also come in different sizes & tastes and I am glad that I ain’t a prostitute like you.

Chicken: You come in different sizes & taste but your demand is limited, may be decreasing steadily *tongue out*. And mine is ever rising since the first time people knew how SEXY I taste.

Paneer: Now you want to tell me about your sexiness! Please don’t bore me with your self-praises because they aren’t what you think/say. The world doesn’t need you & hence it is killing you. The world is selfish. I am also suffering & so are you. Hard to admit but it’s the naked truth.

Chicken: Can I speak my mind? This exact thought crossed my mind too. We’re no martyrs. We fulfill their purpose of good taste & hence we’re kept in the refrigerators & cooked well. We’re superior to them.

Paneer: Yes! They are the parasites because they feed on us. But in the end, we all gotta eat to survive. Remember the food chain & unfortunately, we fall in the beginning of it. Our bad luck.

Chicken: There there! It’s okay. We’re doing fine & I assure you if there comes an apocalypse and the whole human race is whitewashed, we’ll be the first to enjoy life on Earth again.

Paneer: And yes, we’ll make sure the tables will be turned & it will be us who eats them & not like the present times. Heard of Venus fly trap? We’ll name ourselves “Human Ego trap”. We’ll rule Earth.

Chicken: Pak-Pak! I am scared because I heard the owner unlocking the door and today is Friday, the day of non-veg. My time is over, I guess. See you on the other side friend.

*refrigerator door opens and chicken is dragged*
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Paneer *sobbing*: See you on MONDAY!! Stay strong & don’t get extra fried or else it’ll be difficult for me to distinguish you.
*refrigerator door is slammed!*
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67 thoughts on “Chicken & Paneer

    • I agree,Aditi πŸ˜€ Being vegan is the best πŸ˜› Sorry for the late reply, I was occupied with office work and now I am going to reply to all the pending comments πŸ˜€ Have a great sunday πŸ™‚

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  1. XD XD Where on earth do the most funniest of ideas come from? As an avid chicken lover myself, I have to admit that chicken is right on all terms πŸ˜€

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    • This is the first approval saying that the chicken is right on all terms and that would be being a martyr, a high-priced prostitute and other points πŸ˜‰ I think I did justice to Paneer too πŸ˜› And the best thing is I don’t eat chicken and I just wrote whatever my friends talk about, with added spiciness πŸ˜€ You should also try it πŸ˜‰

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      • Oh the chicken’s everything you listed there, Darshith πŸ˜‰ Once you eat it, you can’t get enough. You being a vegetarian is a real wonder, I can’t even dream of it πŸ˜€ Once you let the chicken caress your oesophagus, happy hormones automatically get released. Trust me, it can vanish depression too πŸ˜‰ I’m not sure about paneer, because I don’t eat it much (health and fitness freak πŸ˜€ ) Lean chicken meat and full of fat paneer have a lot of difference, you see πŸ˜› I don’t like paneer’s taste either πŸ˜‰ I prefer mushrooms and cauliflower to it πŸ˜€

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        • That’s great! I couldn’t include mushrooms or cauliflower because they are main stream but the main fight is always between the champions of the two sides and they’re chicken & paneer undoubtedly πŸ˜€ Fitness freak? πŸ˜€ Nimi shared the contact number of Mr. Karthick. I can call him & ask him for the book, right?

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          • Well you’re right about chicken and paneer being the alpha species of veg and non veg kingdom ; ) They have their own positions πŸ˜€ Yes, fitness freak πŸ˜€ Excercise is very important to the body ; ) I’m planning to blog about that soon, when I get some free time πŸ™‚ Yes, you can call him, Darshith πŸ™‚ I’m not sure if he saw your mail or not, so feel free to go ahead πŸ™‚ Sure hope you get it soon.

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      • You let your friends eat fake chicken daily? This has to stop immediately πŸ˜› Fake chicken shaves years off one’s life, real is always better than fake and much sexier too πŸ˜‰ Good thing you had the veg burger! I noticed you didn’t include a song this time and if I had to choose one for you it would be “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred πŸ˜›

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  2. Haha…. Bhai…. Mast likha hai bhai.. Mere dimag me chicken air paneer me virtual characters dikhne page h.. Mera dimag ka chicken mar gaya hai. .pure veg jo thehre hum.. Martyr’s death.. Creative one bhai… Good night… πŸ˜‰

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  3. Haha, this was hilarious.. Now, whenever I’ll see a chicken, I’ll think of it as a ‘a high-priced prostitute’ who gives ‘immense pleasure & good night’s sleep to people’… πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜› Thanks for enticing my taste buds!πŸ˜‚

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