Chicken & Paneer

 

Credits to google images

 

Chicken: Heard of Queen Bee? Yeah, right! That’s me. I am loved by every person alive due to my mouth watering taste.

Paneer: FYI, not every person, ALMOST every person. I hope you know the difference. And look who’s talking of being alive. You value higher after death. Such a shame! Tch-tch!

Chicken: I create a legacy. I die a martyr’s death. I sacrifice my life so that my next generations will get a good life & a tasty death.

Paneer: I am surprised at your point of view. You really deserve to die and be served in forms of pakora, tandoori and what not. Huh, a martyr! The point is you can’t save yourself & others don’t want you to be alive & this “BEING A MARTYR” is just a reason to console yourself.

Chicken: You full-of-fat bitch! You got no rights to talk to me like that. I give immense pleasure & good night’s sleep to people. I am a martyr & a high-priced prostitute, which you can’t afford & you can’t digest my name & fame.

Paneer: About digestion, yes you also create more problems for people who eat you in excess for the so-called GREAT TASTE. Just like you, I also come in different sizes & tastes and I am glad that I ain’t a prostitute like you.

Chicken: You come in different sizes & taste but your demand is limited, may be decreasing steadily *tongue out*. And mine is ever rising since the first time people knew how SEXY I taste.

Paneer: Now you want to tell me about your sexiness! Please don’t bore me with your self-praises because they aren’t what you think/say. The world doesn’t need you & hence it is killing you. The world is selfish. I am also suffering & so are you. Hard to admit but it’s the naked truth.

Chicken: Can I speak my mind? This exact thought crossed my mind too. We’re no martyrs. We fulfill their purpose of good taste & hence we’re kept in the refrigerators & cooked well. We’re superior to them.

Paneer: Yes! They are the parasites because they feed on us. But in the end, we all gotta eat to survive. Remember the food chain & unfortunately, we fall in the beginning of it. Our bad luck.

Chicken: There there! It’s okay. We’re doing fine & I assure you if there comes an apocalypse and the whole human race is whitewashed, we’ll be the first to enjoy life on Earth again.

Paneer: And yes, we’ll make sure the tables will be turned & it will be us who eats them & not like the present times. Heard of Venus fly trap? We’ll name ourselves “Human Ego trap”. We’ll rule Earth.

Chicken: Pak-Pak! I am scared because I heard the owner unlocking the door and today is Friday, the day of non-veg. My time is over, I guess. See you on the other side friend.

*refrigerator door opens and chicken is dragged*

 

Paneer *sobbing*: See you on MONDAY!! Stay strong & don’t get extra fried or else it’ll be difficult for me to distinguish you.

*refrigerator door is slammed!*

It’s all about muses..

Ideas
Thoughts
Muses
Non stop
Asking me
Begging me
To pen them down
Looking at me
With those soft, delicate eyes
Just like that of a kid
Who cries for attention
And I surrender
Saying
“Okay! Let me get my pen & paper.”
But they say
They can’t wait for pen & paper
They don’t want me
To pen them down
Instead they want me
To feel the emotions first
They teach me to live
They teach me to love
They teach me to be alive
And then once I learn all those
They say that
Now I deserve to write
On all the things I learned
But then I have a doubt always
“Can I write on everything I feel?”
I mean EVERYTHING
And silently my heart whispers
Everything can’t be expressed
But everything can be felt
I feel blessed and lucky
To feel everything
Because without
These ideas and thoughts
And these muses
I can’t be who
I want to be

This post is a part of Write Over the Weekend, an initiative for Indian Bloggersby BlogAdda

P.S.: The pick of this weekend is In the end of Linkin Park. No the video is of that of the one made by The unusual suspect which 183 movies and their dialogues to make the whole IN THE END song. So have a great watch ❤

We, the non living creatures

Inside out
Upside down
Off and on
What if
Things were
Reverse
We were the non living
And the non living be living
What would you prefer to be?
Houses would be roaming
Bottles walking
Chairs hopping
Fridge dancing
You statue
Me statue
All stagnant
All stuck
Fridge would come
Up to me
And eat the cadbury
From my pocket
Houses would pick me up
And keep me at road side
And leave me behind
Leaves crawling
We are kept at museum
We are thrown to one another
We are a wastage to them
How cheap are we to them
Now we know how it feels
To be a material
For someone
No care
Nothing
Just living as a non living
Everything is important
If you can breathe some
Life into ANYTHING
It becomes alive
Make everyone
And everything
ALIVE

P.S.: Kids how are you all? 😀 which non living object would you choose to be? 😉 And today’s pick is 2 Heads of Coleman Hell 😉

That corner of street and that of my heart..

That corner
Which is full
Of crowd
In the evening
Laughs
Talks
Shouts
Dance
Food
Couples
Elders
Kids
Cars
Rush
Alive
Lively
At that peak hour
When all wants
To be there
And now
3 hours past
Midnight
No one is there
Not even me
I am glancing
At that corner
From my window
Across the building
As sleep is playing
Hide and seek with me
And I miss the vibes
Of that corner
But it’s not there
I am thinking
Where are all?
And then I relate
That life is the same
At some point
We are surrounded
And we are all together
Then after some years
Even less
We don’t get to see others also
All disperse
The mob breaks
The excitement drowns
May be all are at some other place
Waiting for the time
When all will come back
To that corner
With their regular
Work and make
It feel alive 🙂

P.S. : There’s a song of Bruno Mars named GRENADE, which starts with line EASY COME, EASY GO and this poem is on how people come and make that corner of street (and heart) alive with their presence and then they leave. They leave their imprints and aura behind and all we are left with is their memories. This weekend to friends and special ones altogether ❤ You can check Grenade and also My least favorite life of Lera Lynn 🙂

Feel alive..

Happiness is something that we decide ourselves. There are a lot of reasons to be unhappy, but we choose to be happy because it makes us feel alive.

Happy Teachers day to everyone. We all keep on learning till the end. During death, we learn to die, permanently. See, that’s also learning. If you are willing to learn and gain, then Life can be a wonderful teacher.

P.S. : Let’s Welcome the happiness & positivism in our lives. Today’s song Welcome of Fort Minor.

Give all you got!!

The sole purpose of the life of a candle is to destroy darkness.

And once it faces death, darkness again takes over.

But while it is alive, darkness can’t even come near it.

Make an aim, set a goal, make it your life.

Make sure you succeed while you’re at it,

Give it all you got and also that extra mile.